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I’ve always despised
the term “One in a million.” Statistically speaking that would imply that there are approximately 360 other me’s in the United States.
And if that were true I’d have to gut ‘em all.
I’ve tried narrowing down the people I hate,
and I’ve settled with anyone south of Maryland and west of Pennsylvania. And European. And anyone from a former French colony. And Herbert Hoover. And anyone involved in the creation of the U.N. and the BetaMax.
Oh and Yasser Arafat and that fuckup Kaiser WIlhelm II. Kaiserlich Deutsches Reich my white ass.
It’s not enough to survive.
One has to live as well.
Hey Hosni Mubarak
Fuck you.
